Sir Alice in a Rabbit Hole :: Pt.2

    Thomas, after cooling his head after getting mad at the weird cat, tries to figure out just where in the world he is at. The forest seems to go on forever and Thomas feels like he is just going around in circles which is starting to make him scared and tired from walking around for a good hour or so. "Watching you struggle trying to find a way out is comedy at it's best!" as Thomas hears a familiar laugh coming from the tree branch high above ground. Thomas sighs and responds "If you're so busy just watching me, then why don't you just help me already!" while Thomas starts to get mad at the cat's stupid laugh. "Ohh? I though you said you can find YOUR OWN way out of the forest? So no matter how much you pout with that cute little face of yours, I will help you.... BUT I wiiiill give you a hint out of the forest though just because I will not stand for a cutie such as yourself from turning into bones! Bwuhwahaha!~" "So tell me already!" as Thomas glares straight at the cat still trying to contain his anger.
    "First let me introduce myself.... I am the glorious and most helpful cat you will ever meet in this world. I am the.... Cheshire Cat! And for that hinty little hint.... From your 7-o'clock position, keep going in that direction and you will arrive at the Tea House owned by a.... 'interesting' fellow and his companion who likes to drink tea with him." Thomas takes the cats words although he don't fully trusts him yet "And you're sure this will help me out of this accursed forest?" "Baby cakes, I am positive you will get your cute little booty out of here in no time if you listen to me. Also..... Welcome to the Lumber Asylum part of Wonderland! Once you go in, anybody will go insane from walking endlessly into oblivion! Bwuhahahaha!~" as the Cheshire cat disappears into thin air.
    "I'm glad that's over... now to find this.... 'Tea House'?" as Thomas begins to follow the directions the cat has left him. After about twenty minutes, Thomas begins to get angry again thinking the cat has tricked him by making him go deeper into the forest but soon found his way to a medium-sized building with a lit up sign saying 'Mad Hatter Teas and Pots'. "So this is the place I take it... I better knock on the door to see if anyone is home..." So after Thomas knocked, a couple seconds has passed and then he hears foot steps rapidly running up to the door with what sounds like pans getting bumped into. The door swings open and there stands before Thomas is a tall man dressed in green with shaggy red hair, a big beard with a funny mustache, a small green top hat with a big 10/6 label stuck on it, and wears these big glasses even though one of the lens has a crack in it.
The tall man went ahead and talked immediately in a very cheerful tone "Ohhhhhh, why hellooooo there darling, have you come for the tea? I make the very best tea, I should know because I am the only tea maker around here!" "uhmm...no I'm actually trying t--" Thomas gets cut off as the man grabs her arm and pulls her inside "Well well well, I bet'tah get the tea ready! Oi! March E'hr! We've got'tah nuth'ah guest!" as another voice rings back to the man "Really! Ohh boy I can't wait! Bring 'em ov'ah right now! We should celebrate! Hat'tah, bring the tea and de'n I'll get the tea for the tea we gun'ah have!"
    Thomas is thrown into a chair sitting next to a long table with a bunch of empty seats lined up next to it. Next thing Thomas sees is tea pots being thrown onto the table as both the Hatter and March Hare are quickly filling them up with different tea using the tubes hanging from the ceiling. Soon after that, they both run up to Thomas on both sides placing a bunch of tea cups in front of her filled to the brim with different tea. "Sooooooooo what brings you to these parts off the forest little lady?" as Hatter quickly fires a question at her. "I was hoping how to get out of the forest. Some weird cat told me to seek you out if I were to exit this place." The March Hare laughs and quickly reponds "Ohh ho ho ho, We sure do know the way out, especially Hatter! After all, he almost got decapitated for sing'en and steal'en the queens time!" as they both begin to laugh out at the same time "Ohh what'ah day that was I tell ya'h! The Queen did always have a heart full'ah stone... So, what'ah do they call ya'h missy?" quickly firing another question at Thomas. Thomas was about to answer but couldn't get the words out and for some reason her body started acting on her own and replied to them "My name is Alice" then Thomas snaps back to normal while a familiar voice echos in his head "Nahh ah ah baby cakes, it would not be wise to use your real name around here unless you want a quick death. If the queen catches a new person in Wonderland, you can count your adorable self marked for death. But of course.... The Queen knows the exact way out of Wonderland so weather or not you wan to seek her out is your choice." then the cats voice fades away. "So yer name is Alice? A cute name for a cute lass dont'ah agree March E'hr?" "Ohh such'an dora'bal name for a cute lass it is! So a way out of the forest is what'ah aft'ah now is it? The Hatt'ah as made a underground passage out of the Lumb'ah Asylum in case of an emergency but i'm sure wee would let you use it f you spend some tea time with us! Lil lasses like yer'self love tea part'ehs right!?" as they both hand 'Alice' more tea.
    "I.... guess i'll spend some time here... But you better keep your promise to get me out of here afterwards!" as Alice puffs her cheeks. "Du'n worry Alice, just spend an hour'ah or two and we'll set you off into the next area." As an hour goes by, Alice begins to notice the time on the big clocks around the buildings still say 6:00 on them no matter how much time has pass. "Hatter, March Hare.... did you know our clocks are stuck on 6:00?" Alice asks them calmly. "oooouuuhhhh yeah.... bo'ht that, the time is always 6:00 here as time nev'ah passes around here in response to what happened with the queen." "Then is there any point in staying here then if the time refuses to budge an inch?" Alice begins to worry she might get stuck at the tea house. "Ahh du'n worry yer lil head Alice, we'll let you go if you can answer this riddle.... Why is a raven like a writing desk?" Alice begins to think and ponder the question real hard but after a long time of thinking, Alice could get nowhere to finding the answer "I... don't know.... d-does this mean I'm stuck here?" as Alice begins to form tears in her eyes. "Ahhh! nononononono Alice, that was a trick question for it has no answer! So please don't cry, it would ruin your cute face, so try to smile more!" as the Hatter hands Alice a nice soft green cloth to wipe her eyes. Alice takes the small green cloth and wipes away her tears as she hands it back to the Hatter "No... you keep it as a memento from out visit so you can remember us by." "Thank you then. You may seem like a odd and crazy person but you have a kind heart. It's a real shame you choose to live out here by yourself." "Nahh, liv'en out here has it's perks but you have to be a little crazy to enjoy most things in life while you can still walk... But lets guide you to the exit now, I fear we've wasted enough of your time but please visit us again anytime though, it's good to have new company every once in awhile!" As the Hatter lifts the rug up from under the table and shows a passage down to a tunnel.
    "Now, follow this here tunnel and it shall lead you to a place called the 'Library Pond" which the caterpillar live at. Now he may be a little rude but his knowledge of Wonderland is unparalleled so listen to what he has to say." "Thank you for everything and i'll be sure to try and come back here to have more tea with you when I can" as Alice gives him a quick hug then descends down into the tunnel. "be careful though! Won't do ya'h any good if you die!" as the Hatter covers the hole back up smiling. "Oi oi, you're just like a'h fath'ah figure. Kind that you are, that you are!" The March Hare still at the table drinking the tea in a more cheeful mood then usual. "I like that lil lass, she was a fun human! I sure hope we hav'ah nut'ah tea party with her!" "I sure hope we do my fine furred friend, but right now we've got tea to drink and the time to do it!" As the Hatter sits back down with the March Hare to drink their endless supply of tea waiting for the chance to meet Alice again.

::End of Pt.2::